Sleep is the cousin of death
Well, after the whole "Mack and The Christmas Pumpkin" episode, I, understandably, had some trouble getting back to sleep. So, I started making random lists in an attempt to induce slumber. Here's what I got:
Ten Bands From the 70s/80s Who Are Still More Relevant Than Nickelback
- The Clash
- The Jam
- Elvis Costello & The Attractions
- The Smiths
- The Cure
- Madness
- The Pogues
- The Ramones
- Blondie
- The GoGos
Ten People I Want to Meet Should Everything I Believe Turn Out to be Bullshit and Heaven Actually Exists
- Bill Hicks
- Joe Strummer
- Johnny Cash
- Emma Goldman
- Elizabeth I
- Oscar Wilde
- Anais Nin
- Jerry Orbach
- Nils Bohr
- Mr. Rogers
Five People I Want to Visit on a Future Day Trip to Hell, Just to Make Sure They Got There
- George W. Bush
- Margaret Thatcher
- David Beckham
- Fred Phelps
- Celine Dion
Ten People With Better Hair Than Jim Jarmusch
...I bet you can't come up with any, either.
Five Random Thoughts
- Beyonce's sister, Solange, has the worst name ever. It sounds like a topical ointment for a sexually transmitted disease.
- Rich describes J.Lo's new single as "The sound of a dying cat reacting to a car alarm." I disagree...I would rather listen to that than J.Lo.
- I have no middle name, and as a result, my initials don't spell anything fun. My brother's initials spell "gag;" my sister's spell "fag."
- I was born at 6:41 a.m., and often find myself looking at the clock at that very time. I have a debilitating fear that the first time I look at the clock and it reads 6:40 will be the exact moment that I die.
- I wonder if anyone can point me in the direction of an mp3 of Lou Barlow's "Holding Back the Year." That would make my day.
A Word of Advice
List-making is not an effective means of inducing sleep. NyQuil, on the other hand, is.
posted by annamaria @ 7:41 AM
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